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Oysters are Selfish - Oversized heavyweight hoodie

$54.99

Custom Made Just For You

This product is printed on demand after you order • Production: 3-7 days • Ships in 7-17 days total

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Day 1-2 Order received & printing begins
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Day 3-5 Quality check & packaging
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Day 5-7 Shipped directly to you
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Sustainably Made

Each item is printed on demand, reducing waste and our environmental footprint. By ordering only what's needed, we help protect the planet one product at a time.

Thick, soft, and made to lounge—this oversized hoodie wraps you in comfort with its brushed fleece and roomy fit. No drawcords, just clean lines and cozy vibes. Easy to throw on, hard to take off.

• Breathable 60% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester fleece
• Fabric weight: 10 oz./yd² (339 g/m²)
• Brushed interior fleece for a soft, cozy feel
• Roomy, unisex fit—goes big on comfort
• Double-layered, no-drawcord hood
• Front pocket for stuff and snacks
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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